"In the beginning, there was Jack, and Jack had a groove, and from this groove came the groove of all grooves. And while one day viciously throwing down in his box, Jack boldly declared, 'Let there be House,' and House music was born. 'I am, you see, I am the Creator, and this is my House, and in my House there is only House music. But I am not so selfish, because once you've entered my House, it then becomes our House and our House music...."